The Kingdom of Da Netherlands is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Willem-Alexander with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 5.966 billion Dutch have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amsterdam. The average income tax rate is 77.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dutch economy, worth a remarkable 1,096 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,836 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation sends criminals home to think about what they did, puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash, the Dutch Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, and immigrants are asked to leave their cultural traditions and pride at the border. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Da Netherlands's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tulipism.

Da Netherlands is ranked 149,685^th in the world and 79^th in Hive for Safest, scoring 58.76 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.